Mountain Trekking Gifts

'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Skiing.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Rock Climber

"Trail mix?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Camping.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??