Trekking Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

Fork in the trail.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"We really need to get laundry in our building."

"We're looking for our local post office."

The experienced backpacker.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.

Call of the Wild Only

"He's English..."

Funny Farm.

"You should really wear a hat."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

Guru. He doesn't have any great insights --- All he said was that life is a series of peaks and valleys.

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

Mountain climber.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Some scout he is!'

"We'd better head back, the weather's closing in..."

Mountain Goat.

"I'm just going to find the nearest A&E, so I may be some time."

Ring 07831172031 to overtake.

"Pace yourself, Mother."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."