Trekking Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

Fork in the trail.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"We really need to get laundry in our building."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

The experienced backpacker.

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"You should really wear a hat."

Call of the Wild Only

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Mountain climber.

"He's English..."

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

Mountain Goat.

"I'm just going to find the nearest A&E, so I may be some time."

Funny Farm.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Ring 07831172031 to overtake.

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

"Oh, bugger!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Ambitions... to arrive at my destination."

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"Do you ever worry about being left for dead in the middle of nowhere by someone you trust?"

"Say it’s beautiful!"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"