Trekking Aficionado Gifts

The experienced backpacker.

"Do you ever worry about being left for dead in the middle of nowhere by someone you trust?"

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Echo Tourism'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Trail mix?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Sport Utility Boot.

How am I abducting?

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Rock Climber

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Be open to help.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'