Trekking Aficionado Mugs

The experienced backpacker.

"Do you ever worry about being left for dead in the middle of nowhere by someone you trust?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Echo Tourism'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Rock Climber

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Trail mix?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

How am I abducting?

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Be open to help.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'