Backpacking Aficionado Mugs

Alien Abduction Site

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The experienced backpacker.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Welcome to the Team

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Duck Hunt

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The Brothers Grime

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Tallyho!"