Outdoor Trekker Gifts

'That's right, clear off as soon as the going gets tough!'

"What are you growing?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Trail mix?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Rock Climber

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Camping.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Nature Lovers

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Future Tents

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bear Signpost.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Run from the hills!

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."