Outdoor Trekker Prints

'That's right, clear off as soon as the going gets tough!'

"What are you growing?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Trail mix?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Rock Climber

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Camping.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Run from the hills!

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Fork in the trail.