Snowy Trekker Pillows

Bigfoot tracks...

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Nature Lovers

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Run from the hills!

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Hey. . . in use!"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'