Snowshoeing Enthusiast Pillows

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Snowmobull

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"A little help?"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Possums that ski.

A skier and a paraglider

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Ski kicker.

"I love this time of year."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Snow is falling...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'