Snow Slope Enthusiast Pillows

"I've never skied paper before."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowboarding downhill.

Bunny Hill

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

A skier and a paraglider

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

Flake News

Possums that ski.

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'You win. Go out and play.'

Aargh, Many Trees

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'