Snow Slope Enthusiast Mugs

"I've never skied paper before."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Possums that ski.

A skier and a paraglider

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'