Winter Wilderness Wanderer Gifts

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sausages.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Snow Devil

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Monkey-artist

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'