Snow Trekking T-Shirts

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

The experienced backpacker.

Skiing.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Rock Climber

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Bigfoot tracks...

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Bear Signpost.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Fork in the trail.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"What are you growing?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Free why-fi.”

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Your bone."