Snow Adventure Gifts

Post Office 30km.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Football fan

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Taxi

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Cross-Country Sledding

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'