Snow Adventure Mugs

Post Office 30km.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Football fan

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Cross-Country Sledding

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Taxi

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.