Snow Adventurers Gifts

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Nope, this isn't our car either. . . this one's blue!"

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

'I forgot to get show tires.'

"I think my hat hair is pretty bad, but I won't know how bad until spring."

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

Penguin being chased by bowling ball.

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

'Let's go Ben, there's two feet of good tracking snow out there. Ben...Ben...?'

A smiling husky dreams of a dog sled pulled by a bunch of cats.

'Why didn't we try that stuff earlier?'

"Happy?"

Doping in Skiing

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

"Tommy!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Igloo for birds.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'