Snow Explorers Gifts

'My wife is frigid!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Pushy Dog

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Running out of Gas.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Taxi

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Toboggan Hitchhiker