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'My wife is frigid!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Pushy Dog

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

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