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Putting the pets out.

"Well, I can't stay chatting like this . . . better finish taking the dog for his walk!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Festive squad

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Staying Warm.

Phone Mittens

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Angels making snow humans

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Ice skating

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Barbecue in the snow.

Turtle Sledge

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."