Snow Day Explorers Gifts

Putting the pets out.

"Well, I can't stay chatting like this . . . better finish taking the dog for his walk!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Festive squad

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Staying Warm.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Angels making snow humans

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Phone Mittens

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Ice skating

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Barbecue in the snow.

Turtle Sledge