Snowy Explorers Gifts

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Pushy Dog

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Football fan

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

How can you have writer's block? We have seventy-three words for "snow"!

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

Skiing

Barbecue in the snow.

Ski lodge health care team.

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

Kid spray painting a snowman.

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

Sledding

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

'Say, Fred...'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"And to think, if it wasn't for health and safety the schools would still be open."

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

"Happy?"

Aliens building snowmen.

'I forgot to get show tires.'