Snowy Explorer Gifts

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Pushy Dog

Skiing

Igloo for birds.

'First of all, relax.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Bored?'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Penguin of the Month.

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Polar Bear Fishing.