Snowy Explorer Gifts

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Pushy Dog

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

Igloo for birds.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Bored?'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Fetching some fuel.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Penguin of the Month.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'