Snowy World Explorer Gifts

"This is not what I expected Heaven to look like."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Pushy Dog

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'You win. Go out and play.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Owl Through Time

How can you have writer's block? We have seventy-three words for "snow"!

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

Snow Surgery

Skiing

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

Tough Butterfly

'Why trees kill skiers'

"Is the baby sideways?"

Ski lodge health care team.

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

"I bought a new summer condo."

Santa playing golf.

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Sledding

Swing in the winter.