Snowy World Imaginative Gifts

'This is a stick-up.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Snowman of the Apes

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Snowman Driver

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Child making ice sculpture.

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Snowman outside library.

Ski lodge health care team.

"It's a bit derivative."

"It's Al Gore."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Snowman Liposuction.

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

Snowman on the Other Planet.

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

Freeze!

'He followed me home. I think he's my brother.'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"This is not what I expected Heaven to look like."

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

Frosty Speaks Out

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

"I see your past life."