Snowy Creator Gifts

Child making ice sculpture.

Snowprov

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Snowman of the Apes

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Snowman Driver

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'War is heck!'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Snowman on the Other Planet.

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Snowman Liposuction.

'The picture's snowy.'

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

Winter String Quartet

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Freeze!

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...