Snowy Creator Gifts

Child making ice sculpture.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snowprov

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Snowman of the Apes

Snowman Driver

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'War is heck!'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Witch's Snowman.

'This is a stick-up.'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'

Winter String Quartet

'The picture's snowy.'

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Snowman on the Other Planet.

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

Freeze!

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...