Snowy Strategist Gifts

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'War is heck!'

Ski Lift

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Saving for Retirement.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'I'll take ten, please.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

Sly Fox

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"