Snowball Strategist Gifts

A man under attack from a barrage of snowballs.

Where's your dad's car? Under this snow bank.

'I'm going to destroy all my weapons of mass destruction.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'ok, who threw that?'

Snowball Fight With Santa

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowmans Revenge

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'War is heck!'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Snowballs

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'