Strategic Snowballer Gifts

'To prepare for our hostile takeover, Bentley here, has arranged for us to have an old-fashioned snowball fight.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Greco-polar wrestling

Snowmans Revenge

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Snowball Fight With Santa

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'War is heck!'

Snowballs

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'