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'To prepare for our hostile takeover, Bentley here, has arranged for us to have an old-fashioned snowball fight.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

Polar bear bowling alley

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Greco-polar wrestling

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowmans Revenge

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'War is heck!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

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SNOW WARS: The fight-back

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