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With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'War is heck!'

Ski Lift

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Saving for Retirement.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'I'll take ten, please.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

CX909708

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

Sly Fox

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"