Snowball Enthusiast Gifts

'When it does snow, it'll all probably come at once...'

Snowballs

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Ron was abandoned as a baby and raised by dung beetles."

Snowballs 25 cents. Free samples.

Snow Ball Sales Security

"I Slipped."

Winter Surrender

Football Snowman

'George must have decided to go down to town.'

A snowman is hit with a snowball.

'Is that you, George?'

Snowmans Revenge

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Old Man Winter.

Snow seat on skis.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

An uncle and a child both happy that it is snowing

Boy rolled into a snowball

Children throwing snowballs at an elderly gentleman

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Whose the new guy?"

'Fine. And you?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"