Snowfall Strategist Gifts

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'War is heck!'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

"It's a bit derivative."

'To prepare for our hostile takeover, Bentley here, has arranged for us to have an old-fashioned snowball fight.'

Lie down - have a rest.

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

Where's your dad's car? Under this snow bank.

"Your snow fort may be bigger, but mine comes with all the technology of a smart home."

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"

Winter shopping

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Health food - salt substitute