Snowstorm Strategist Gifts

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

Snow Removal: Stop Global Warming.

'Wow...look how much snow we got last night! Everything is covered in a thick blanket of looming catastrophe.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

The lonely figure

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Director's Day Off

'War is heck!'

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"I Preferred Season 3."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Umbrella fight.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Walking in a winter wonderland

"It's a bit derivative."

Stop pay toll.

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

Health food - salt substitute

"Your snow fort may be bigger, but mine comes with all the technology of a smart home."

Where's your dad's car? Under this snow bank.

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"

Winter shopping

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.