Snowstorm Strategist Gifts

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

Snow Removal: Stop Global Warming.

'Wow...look how much snow we got last night! Everything is covered in a thick blanket of looming catastrophe.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

The lonely figure

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Director's Day Off

'War is heck!'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"I Preferred Season 3."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"It's a bit derivative."

Walking in a winter wonderland

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

Umbrella fight.

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Stop pay toll.

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

Where's your dad's car? Under this snow bank.

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"Your snow fort may be bigger, but mine comes with all the technology of a smart home."

Winter shopping

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Health food - salt substitute