Snowball Strategists Gifts

Snowman facing firing squad.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"Stay here in case I run out of ammunition."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'ok, who threw that?'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Snowmans Revenge

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Snowball Fight With Santa

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'War is heck!'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Snowballs

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SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Snow seat on skis.

"Our research shows that, under the right conditions, a snowball can have an excellent chance here!"

"It's a bit derivative."