Sunny Strategist Gifts

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Sly Fox

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'War is heck!'

Protecting the green

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

Protecting batteries from the sun

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Wii Childbirth

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

'Okay, 20% in cash, 30% in bonds and 50% in stocks--You forgot to include lottery tickets.'

Ski Lift

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.'

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?'

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.

Moving Target

Reading on the sly.

"Dad, I've written an App that pinpoint the ultimate sunny spot in the garden at any time of the year!"

'Burt, you squat down behind him. I'll run over and knock him down, Ted will grab the carrot when he hits the ground. . .'

"I've been masked so long I've forgotten - should the ends of my mouth move up or down when smiling?"

Insurance company claim