Sunlight Strategist Gifts

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Bored Baker

"We're making progress."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

Protecting the green

'War is heck!'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Protecting batteries from the sun

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

Boxer with glasses.

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"I think you are meant to delegate"

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

Ski Lift

"The Crowdfunding"

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

"Dad, I've written an App that pinpoint the ultimate sunny spot in the garden at any time of the year!"

SPF 45. Sun block.

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

'The only spot we could get was opposite American Idol and it died a quick death.'

"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."

"I've been masked so long I've forgotten - should the ends of my mouth move up or down when smiling?"