Sunlight Strategist Pillows

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Bored Baker

"We're making progress."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Protecting the green

'War is heck!'

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Protecting batteries from the sun

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"I think you are meant to delegate"

Boxer with glasses.

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

Ski Lift

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

"Dad, I've written an App that pinpoint the ultimate sunny spot in the garden at any time of the year!"

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."

"I've been masked so long I've forgotten - should the ends of my mouth move up or down when smiling?"