Daylight Strategist Pillows

"Our proposal is to start each day with GMT to give light mornings, then switch to BST in the afternoon for the light evenings."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"We're making progress."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

'No partnership, but you can be on my Twitter list.'

Modern Warfare

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

Protecting batteries from the sun

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"I reviewed your Social Media Strategy. I don't follow it, I don't heart it and I want you to #tryharder!"

Boxer with glasses.

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."