Midnight Strategist Pillows

Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would not be sympathetic.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"The overthinker"

"Stag poker"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Trojan Horse Threat.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

"Harold, we need to talk."

Thinking about work.

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

He got his best marketing ideas late at night.