Satirical Snowman Gifts

"Carl! No!"

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

Hot Tub Frosty

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Snowman Driver

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

"It needs a bit of work."

'The picture's snowy.'

The dance routine worked better in rehearsals without the hot lights.

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

'It's kidney stones.'

Freeze!

Agricultural Skier

Chairlift to hell.

Turkey hiding in snowman wonders if Thanksgiving is over.

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

What were you doing in the meadow?