Satirical Snowman T-Shirts

"Carl! No!"

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

Hot Tub Frosty

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Snowman Driver

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

The dance routine worked better in rehearsals without the hot lights.

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

"It needs a bit of work."

'The picture's snowy.'

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Snowman Liposuction.

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

'It's kidney stones.'

Agricultural Skier

Freeze!

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

Chairlift to hell.

Turkey hiding in snowman wonders if Thanksgiving is over.

What were you doing in the meadow?