Snowman Satire Fan T-Shirts

The Abominable snowman.

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Alien Snowmen

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Hot Tub Frosty

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

'Do you come here often?'

Snow Bridge.

Sand Snowmen

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Frosty, the Golden Years

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You call this ice?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'