Snowman Fanatic T-Shirts

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

A snowman shoveling humans

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Bless You."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Do you come here often?'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"You call this ice?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Sand Snowmen

Snow Bridge.

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Frosty the Repairman"