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'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

The shopkeeper hadn't met them before, but they seemed like pretty cool customers.

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

'I'm afraid you have hailstones.'

Snowman: "Do you smell carrots?"

Two snowmen

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

Frosty the Snowmans summer home

"I wish you could have thought up warmer disguises."

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

'According to your resume, you are available seasonally only?'

'He picked it, and ate it.'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Snowman ice fishing.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Crime