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Hot Tub Frosty

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

'Couldn't take the heat?'

"Support the head!"

'Excuse me, sir, are you with those 'orrible student protestors?'

Well, we know one thing. He's unarmed."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Bridge.

Frosty, the Golden Years

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Do you come here often?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"You call this ice?"

Sand Snowmen

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'