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'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Snowyphus

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman ice fishing.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Crime

'Do you come here often?'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Sand Snowmen

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider