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Snowman's Dentures.

'No ice.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Snowyphus

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

Hot Tub Frosty

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Crime

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

A skier and a paraglider

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Do you come here often?'