Snowstorm Satirist Gifts

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"I Preferred Season 3."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

"It needs a bit of work."

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Agricultural Skier

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

Dinosaurs did not excel in the natural sciences.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"

Snowman's Funeral.

"If I even hear the word blizzard I gain ten pounds."

'I gotta get back to the Caribbean!'