Snowstorm Satirist Prints

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"I Preferred Season 3."

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

"It needs a bit of work."

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Agricultural Skier

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

Dinosaurs did not excel in the natural sciences.

Snowman's Funeral.

"If I even hear the word blizzard I gain ten pounds."

'I gotta get back to the Caribbean!'

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'