Skiing Satirist Prints

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Agricultural Skier

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The rocket powered skiier

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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Rude Snowpeople

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

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Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"It needs a bit of work."

Surfing the Brown Water.

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

Chairlift to hell.

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

"I think he could be the real thing - he's walking on the water!"

'The dominant buck and the alpha wold meet at midfield for the coin toss and this hunt is about to get under way.'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.