Snowman Humorist Gifts

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

Rude Snowpeople

Hot Tub Frosty

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Snowman Driver

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

Snow baby

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

The dance routine worked better in rehearsals without the hot lights.

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

'The picture's snowy.'

"It needs a bit of work."

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

Freeze!

Turkey hiding in snowman wonders if Thanksgiving is over.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"